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Jul 6

cultural. bloody. hero!

http://www.ayearinmuseums.com/

One man aims to visit every museum in London in one year.


Jun 23
AW: God help us!

AW: God help us!


Mar 28

The lot of the struggling artist: Lucian Freud

We do a couple of day trips every now and again. William’s got his wonderful private jet, and we make use of that. In the spring we went to Paris for the Pompidou opening and then on to Madrid for the Prado, which was closed on the Monday, but it was arranged that we could go in and walk around on our own. William sets up things like that. You drive on the runway right to the plane, nip down to Madrid, look at some paintings for an hour or two, have a fantastic lunch, then zip back on the plane and you’re home by teatime. It’s not too disruptive.

  • Lucian Freud on William Acquavella, in Tom Vanderbilt, ‘The Master and the Artist’, Wall Street Journal, 24 March 2011. http://tinyurl.com/6fmmnco

Mar 25

The case for core funding

Theatres, museums and orchestras say they need core funding on either a three, four or five year contact, to enable them to plan and run their businesses. Any additional money provided by philanthropic gifts or a one-off lottery grant is extremely helpful, but doesn’t compare. It is the difference between an employee earning a wage and then receiving the occasional bonus, you can plan your life around one, but not the other.

AW: Just to prove that we don’t only cite stupid quotes, here is Will Gompertz putting the case for government arts funding better than anyone else can. Go Will!


Mar 21

Ballet Bullies?

The head of Russia’s world-famous Bolshoi Theatre ballet troupe has resigned after erotic photographs purporting to be him appeared on the internet.

AW: This appears to be a smear-campaign that the Russian Media have speculated may have been conducted by his colleagues to oust him.


Mar 18

AW Track changes: Michael Joo

AW: we’ve proof read Michael Joo’s statement about his sculpture and made some comments in track changes.


Mar 16

Slap down for Koons

As virtually any clown can attest, no one owns the idea of making a balloon dog, and the shape created by twisting a balloon into a dog-like form is part of the public domain.

Bookends from Park Life storeJeff Koons

AW: For context. Jeff Koons’s lawyers (Jones Day) sent a cease-and-desist letter to Park Life, a San Francisco shop and gallery, to try to prevent them from selling balloon dog bookends, claiming that they were too similar to Koons’s sculptures. Jedediah Wakefield, of Fenwick and West, took on Park Life’s case pro bono and Koons’s lawyers soon dropped the case. As Jamie Alexander of Park Life wrote on his blog: ‘isn’t his ENTIRE FUCKING CAREER based on co-opting other peoples’ work????’


The last word on light bulbs. Or is it?

I don’t think any of the judges feel this is the dernier cri in terms of what will be done with the low-energy light bulb

  • Will Self, Brit Insurance design of the year award jury member, ‘Plumen Lightbulb wins Brit Insurance Design of the Year 2011’, <http://www.designsoftheyear.com/2011/03/15/plumen-lightbulb-wins-brit-insurance-design-of-the-year-2011/>

Plumen 001 Lightbulb

AW: Presumably Will Self is using the term ‘dernier cri’ in the sense of the last word rather than the latest thing. Because obviously this is the latest thing in light bulbs, but hopefully not the last word on light bulb design and technology. I mean… that would be a travesty, right!


Feb 25
AW Cartoon Hirst 2.

AW Cartoon Hirst 2.


AW Cartoon Hirst 1.
This is the first Art Wank Cartoon. Would appreciate your feedback.

AW Cartoon Hirst 1.

This is the first Art Wank Cartoon. Would appreciate your feedback.


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