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Apr 30

Sewellisms # 17: On drawing

‘it is in drawing that the sperm penetrates the egg, so to speak, and the conception of a work of art begins (it is tempting to suppose that pen, pencil and penis come from the same root, but they do not)’

  • Brian Sewell, ‘Fra Angelico to Leonardo: Italian Renaissance Drawings’, Evening Standard, 22 April 2010, <http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/arts/review-23827227-italian-renaissance-drawings-on-display-at-british-museum.do>.

AW:  Phallocentric much?

On Botticelli’s Allegory of Abundance:

‘Her movement thrusts the diaphanous stuff of her dress against her legs and into her crotch but above it is bundled as wrapping for a belly, waist and breasts that, strung about with tapes, seem far less real than those of Pollaiuolo’s Eve — are they invention, rather than observation, welded to the figure of a boy? Can she have been, with her face and feet, a boy? Perhaps a rather bewildered boy, slack-jawed and open-mouthed.’

AW: Hmm. Fantasising much?


Apr 16

Life drawling class

Adult Drawing
A Zoppa Brothers Production

Recorded April 18th, 2009

The Zoppa Brothers’ Adult Drawing event features a collection of eclectic and exotic models posing for artists in a hip setting with excellent house music. This is not your grandmother’s Art Student’s League sketch class! Featuring the Girls of Burning Angel & Special Guests!

AW: Guys, seriously! Its hard enough as it is to look studious in an art drawing class. Sexing it up just makes it harder. You may as well just take a sketch pad to a lap dancing club. Just remember, the only thing you are allowed to stroke is your beard.