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May 22

Sewellisms #18: Pseuds, panjandrums and penises

I fell to wondering what French critics have made of it, but long ago, translating for the Arts Council, I learned that French art criticism is what David Lee, editor of Jackdaw, might dub high octane artbollocks — the self-indulgent blethering of pseuds in the obscure jabberwocky that has developed among cod-philosophers who pretend an interest in art.

  • Brian Sewell, ‘Ooh la la, Freud!’, The Evening Standard, 20 May 2010, <http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/arts/review-23836139-ooh-la-la-freud.do>

AW: Thanks, we like that Brian. Though the phrase ‘takes one to know one’ springs to mind. This was a great week for Sewellisms. As well as throwing a ‘panjandrums’ in there (one day I’m gonna count them up, I’m guessing he says it every other week), there is a classic Sewell dissertation on naughty bits:

Occasionally they stand for a moment, but only to pursue some genital enquiry, as with the almost life-size awkwardly recumbent Leigh Bowery (Nude with Leg Up) whose largely tumescent penis is pretty well dead centre in a canvas seven feet wide — for Freud is nothing if not thorough in his depiction of the penis, testicles and cunt.


Feb 25

Sewellisms #12: more willies

‘Two elements among these figures have defied explanation […]. One is a small penis, erect at 45 degrees, the other a much larger tumescent penis, horizontal, in an alien masturbating right hand, the thumb towards the root; neither is attached to a body and both are far larger in scale than the neighbouring figures. […] And what are we to think of Michelangelo, fumbling in his trousers as he drew these phalluses […]?’

Brian Sewell, ‘Michaelangelo and his boy’, The evening Standard, 18 February 2010

Read more: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/arts/article-23807304-michelangelo-and-his-boy.do